Only a matter of time

Eventually, I will rule the world.

It’s inevitable, so I have been giving some serious thought to what kinds of edicts I will be passing down to my loyal subjects once the fateful day arrives.

Let’s start off with something that will help consumers everywhere…

ALL SHOE STORES WILL ORGANIZE THEIR GOODS BY SIZE, NOT STYLE.

Seriously.  Am I the only one who is completely frustrated when it comes to shoe shopping?  I don’t have time to look at every single shoe style hoping to find my size.  Make it easier on those of us that don’t have a whole lot of time.  Show me my size and I’ll show you my money.

EVERYONE WILL BE GIVEN A PERSONAL “SERVANT” OF THEIR CHOICE (COOK, MAID, BABYSITTER, PERSONAL TRAINER, ETC.) FOR TWO HOURS EVERY DAY.

I’ll be queen so I’ll have all of those people on staff full time, but I will remember what it was like to have no time at all to do stuff.  I will never forget the little people.  I would hope that you use your time wisely and play with your kids.

ALL NEW REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS MUST PASS MY “DOESN’T SUCK” BATTERY OF TESTS.

Shows sharing the caliber of Survivor, Amazing Race, John & Kate Plus Eight, and So You Think You Can Dance will pass.  Shows like Momma’s Boy, True Beauty, and Superstars of Dance will not.

That is all.